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GKidea who did it. One brewing question…can a automobile gas tank be used GKas a fermentation vessle if enough sugar is added? Don’t forget to add the water and yeast!!! — . SLMR 2.1a .

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text - B. Ross) writes: (The Baker) writes: (Greg Kull) writes: I am VERY glad the thievs overlooked this batch!!! I also have a pretty good idea who did it. One brewing question…can a automobile gas tank be used as a fermentation vessle if enough sugar is added? Thank you for your sympathy and support during these trying times Greg.  Hmmm, if I remember right I’d say about four pounds of sugar for the average sized gas tank should stop your brew theives pretty quick.  Of course, if you have a new one I don’t think it would be that much different than a metal fermenter.  I don’t think I would use a used one, but then again I am not you either (or for that matter we or us). Edwin Wow! 4 pounds of sugar, won’t that make an awful tasting beer. -george

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: I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door : open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my : garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch : of Pale Ale! They left tools, etc. behind, but took one of my prized : possesions. Hopefully they will return the empty bottles. : : Sadly out of beer. Greg. : :                                                                             :                                                                           : I would have to recommend the death penalty for this brew burglar!! : What kind of low-down filthy scumbag would take a man’s homebrew from : him?!                                                                         I think I saw the guy.  Right after he "hopped" the fence.  Heh, heh, you see he hopped, I mean, he, uh….  Forget it. —                            Mike (My Brain is Flaming) McCall

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(Greg Kull)" says: I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch of Pale Ale! They left tools, etc. behind, but took one of my prized possesions. Hopefully they will return the empty bottles. Sadly out of beer. Greg.

        Dammit, there’s some world wide operation going on!         Someone broke into our cellar last weekend, and stole         half of my homebrews.  Obviously there weren’t enogh         creeps there to carry out everything.  Still, if I ever         old english cock ale using human flesh…                                         / Kari

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   Dammit, there’s some world wide operation going on!

You don’t suppose the Blue Meanies, under the direction of Bill "Tax-em-till-they-glow" Clinton, are trying to gather info on us…. FIENDISH FEDS FIND FOAM IN FEARFUL FRIEND’S FRIDGE!!!  More at eleven. — "I have the FAQ, I just haven’t looked at it."

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As I wrote last week, I had been burgled of 10 quarts of my last ready brew! ;( But behind each cloud there lies a silver lining!!! In desperation, I popped open the first bottle of a brown ale that was aging (in hiding). I am VERY glad the thievs overlooked this batch!!! I also have a pretty good idea who did it. One brewing question…can a automobile gas tank be used as a fermentation vessle if enough sugar is added? Thank you for your sympathy and support during these trying times Greg.

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: As I wrote last week, I had been burgled of 10 quarts of my last ready : brew! ;( But behind each cloud there lies a silver lining!!! In desperation, : I popped open the first bottle of a brown ale that was aging (in hiding). : I am VERY glad the thievs overlooked this batch!!! I also have a pretty good : idea who did it. One brewing question…can a automobile gas tank be used : as a fermentation vessle if enough sugar is added? Hey but all that sugar is likely to damage your fuel system and engine. 8^) John Adams

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I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my

… stuff deleted …. Might want to consider a small batch with a large amount of Ex-lax and make sure it is in the front of the fridge for next time….. "Revenge is Sweet" Bill Weissborn

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I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch of Pale Ale! They left tools, etc. behind, but took one of my prized possesions. Hopefully they will return the empty bottles. Sadly out of beer. Greg.

My condolences. I would have to recommend the death penalty for this brew burglar!!

I think a worse punishment would be to tie them down and make them drink Bud. What kind of low-down filthy scumbag would take a man’s homebrew from him?!                                                                        

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -(The Baker) writes: (Greg Kull) writes: As I wrote last week, I had been burgled of 10 quarts of my last ready brew! ;( But behind each cloud there lies a silver lining!!! In   desperation, I popped open the first bottle of a brown ale that was aging (in   hiding). I am VERY glad the thievs overlooked this batch!!! I also have a pretty   good idea who did it. One brewing question…can a automobile gas tank be   used as a fermentation vessle if enough sugar is added? Thank you for your sympathy and support during these trying times Greg.  Hmmm, if I remember right I’d say about four pounds of sugar for the average sized gas tank should stop your brew theives pretty quick.  Of   course, if you have a new one I don’t think it would be that much different than   a metal fermenter.  I don’t think I would use a used one, but then again I   am not you either (or for that matter we or us). Edwin

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Wow! 4 pounds of sugar, won’t that make an awful tasting beer. -george | George B. Ross                        University of Notre Dame |

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I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my … stuff deleted …. Might want to consider a small batch with a large amount of Ex-lax and make sure it is in the front of the fridge for next time…..

Ex-Lax?  Naaah, use senna pods instead of some of the hops… Mark.

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One brewing question…can a automobile gas tank be used : as a fermentation vessle if enough sugar is added? Hey but all that sugar is likely to damage your fuel system and engine.                                           ^^^^^^   8^) John Adams

and a big Bingo to Greg just make sure it the right person!!!!!!! Jean

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Might want to consider a small batch with a large amount of Ex-lax and make sure it is in the front of the fridge for next time…..

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As I wrote last week, I had been burgled of 10 quarts of my last ready brew! ;( But behind each cloud there lies a silver lining!!! In desperation, I popped open the first bottle of a brown ale that was aging (in hiding). I am VERY glad the thievs overlooked this batch!!! I also have a pretty good idea who did it. One brewing question…can a automobile gas tank be used as a fermentation vessle if enough sugar is added? Thank you for your sympathy and support during these trying times Greg.

 Hmmm, if I remember right I’d say about four pounds of sugar for the average sized gas tank should stop your brew theives pretty quick.  Of course, if you have a new one I don’t think it would be that much different than a metal fermenter.  I don’t think I would use a used one, but then again I am not you either (or for that matter we or us). Edwin But sinful, Ginful, beer soaked man survives three score years and ten                                                 -origin unknown- Edwin Sharp Finger me often to see the amazing plan changer in action!

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I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch of Pale Ale! They left tools, etc. behind, but took one of my prized possesions. Hopefully they will return the empty bottles. Sadly out of beer. Greg.

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: I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door : open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my : garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch : of Pale Ale! They left tools, etc. behind, but took one of my prized : possesions. Hopefully they will return the empty bottles. : Sadly out of beer. Greg. Gee a thief with class!  8^) John Adams

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Hmmm, I bet they don’t know they’re supposed to "decant" homebrew. I wish the theives a very yeasty mouthwash.

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: I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door : open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my : garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch : of Pale Ale! They left tools, etc. behind, but took one of my prized : possesions. Hopefully they will return the empty bottles. : Sadly out of beer. Greg. Gee a thief with class!  8^)

Gee, reminds me of the time my apartment was burgled. Both my roommate and I had stereos, mine a good component system and his a rack system. My system vanished and they left his! He didn’t know whether to be relieved or insulted. I was simply in shock. Paul

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I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch of Pale Ale! They left tools, etc. behind, but took one of my prized possesions. Hopefully they will return the empty bottles. Sadly out of beer. Greg.

I would have to recommend the death penalty for this brew burglar!! What kind of low-down filthy scumbag would take a man’s homebrew from him?!                                                                        

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I woke up yesterday morning, went into my garage to find the garage door open, and my refrigerator empty!!! ;( Overnight, someone got into my garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch of Pale Ale! They left tools, etc. behind, but took one of my prized possesions. Hopefully they will return the empty bottles. Sadly out of beer. Greg.

This would be a guess, but… Have any of the teenagers in your neighborhood been looking either a wee bit happy or a wee bit hungover? I can’t think of another group with the motivation to steal 10 quarts of beer and nothing else, unless you have a contest rival out there somewhere who was going to enter against you…  :-) –arne

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Overnight, someone got into my garage, and the only thing they took was the 10 quarts of my last batch of Pale Ale!

Sounds like an inside job to me… have fun (dismembering the perp) gak — ATTMAIL: …!attmail!gakhaus!gak |—SHARX–|

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