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: reponses: http://www.cyberis.net/~jouster/hi_bill.jpg OK, ugly lot, ‘cept for the one in the middle. H20’s the one on the right, but who are the other two?

Brrrr, if I were you Herdy, I’d plan an immediate "holiday" on PNG. You identified Oysterhouse as BWB, and they’re BOTH gonna be ticked. On the other hand, Zoom is going to be very, very, confused…. (For those wondering: Ammeter, Shari, and Oysterhouse.) Ron Wanttaja http://www.halcyon.com/wanttaja/

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Fair dinkum, mate, don’t come the raw prawn with me. (Hey Ray, What’s a Shrimp?) — Cheers, Herdy.

It’s an aquatic bug that some people eat. Looks like mini lobster, which is a large aquatic bug that some people eat. Thank God for allergies. Tom "now squirrel is a delicacy" Cooper

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Fair dinkum, mate, don’t come the raw prawn with me. (Hey Ray, What’s a Shrimp?) — Cheers, Herdy. It’s an aquatic bug that some people eat. Looks like mini lobster, which is a large aquatic bug that some people eat. Thank God for allergies. Tom "now squirrel is a delicacy" Cooper

Geez, and here I allus thought a "shrimp" was a skinny little guy like Tommy Cooper! — HighFlyer Highflight Aviation Services

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Herdy, got tell you buddy, When my RV 8 is finnished I’m gonna fly up to the Castle (bullshit castle that is) and haunt you for a weekend. Betta send the "Trouble & Strife" plus kids outta ton for the weekend! We’ll give your fridge the once over mate! Hey Ain’t it good to see another Aussie on RAH for once, means I don’t have to translate or write it in Yanky Dooodle Dandy language!!!

Dunno, Ray, it looks like you’re a bit rusty in your original tongue. After all, you said "…plus kids" when you should have said, "plus the God-forbids". Herdy prefers to dress formally, so don’t forget your "whistle and flute." When we meet at Oysterhouse’s, am I gonna have to teach you how to grill shrimp, too? Ron "Cockney freely translated" Wanttaja http://www.halcyon.com/wanttaja/

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C’mon Ray, I Aussie and 250 Yanks. Sounded too even to me.

Wee’llll, you gotta good point here Herdy! One against a thousand! We beat the f*** outta that guy! These yanks are OK by themselves, but in numbers, well lets just say there’s to many of em! Its the Bullshit pump that takes a bitta beatin! Its comin out full strength at high pressure from all orifices!!! I was gonna give Bill a hand, but it seems I can’t tell him from Oysterhouse,

Well there’s one thing they both have in common! Industrial Strength Bullshit!!! so Maybe I need help.

Ya not wrong there mate, hit the head right on the nail! If there’s a beer in it, I’m barracking for the supplier! BTW, my beer page is up. try http://www.geocities.com/jon_d_herd

Hey mate, checked out ya homepage, yes its impressive, but there’s a whole lot lackin here! Get ya self a ticket to Fuck-u-oka (Fukuoka) in Japan on an RBT and I’ll take you to the "Bar of 1000 Beers" located at the "Naughty Strauser". Its called "Cottonfields Bar" (free plug) No kidding, they have more than a 1,000 beers from all round the world and I’m still trying to taste everyone of them! I’m currently still on the first page and I’ve been going there for the last 11 years! Ten pages to go, perhaps I’ll get there at about retirement time! Flame suit on and waiting.

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When we meet at Oysterhouse’s, am I gonna have to teach you how to grill shrimp, too? Ron "Cockney freely translated" Wanttaja

Grill shrimp??? are you going to interrogate midgets??? Chuck (I like BBQ chicken…stolen of course)S www.cgsaviation.com

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: : When we meet at Oysterhouse’s, am I gonna have to teach you how to grill : shrimp, too? : : Ron "Cockney freely translated" Wanttaja : : Grill shrimp??? are you going to interrogate midgets??? : Fair dinkum, mate, don’t come the raw prawn with me. (Hey Ray, What’s a Shrimp?) — Cheers, Herdy. http://u2.newcastle.edu.au/~mgjdh

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Dunno, Ray, it looks like you’re a bit rusty in your original tongue. After all, you said "…plus kids" when you should have said, "plus the God-forbids".

I was gonna say "Rug-Rats", but I don’t know how old his kids are or indeed whether he has any. Gotta be carefull Uncle Ron. I sent him a few of my piccies of who’s who on RAH and there’s a great one of you in full regimental dress at Arlington last year! Of course I also sent him the official RAH salute as conducted at the Ant-Eaters! Herdy prefers to dress formally, so don’t forget your "whistle and flute."

Don’t have one of them, but will a bugle or claxon horn do? When we meet at Oysterhouse’s, am I gonna have to teach you how to grill shrimp, too?

Looking forward to that one Ron. A few beers and some industrial strength bullshit probably won’t go astray either! Ray J.

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: : BTW, my beer page is up. try http://www.geocities.com/jon_d_herd : : Flame suit on and waiting. : : No worries mate. I’m a bit uglier than Oysterhouse although he’s : still trying to compete! Is that possible? : : Hey, took a look at your beer site. What a great job! Do you make : your own too? Certainly do. Making several versions of Coopers at the moment. I am up to my 67th brew. An average of 28 longnecks (2 schooners per longneck) thats 1,876 longnecks or 3,752 schooners. : I remember O’ring and I were bottling a batch one night : about 1976 or so when the news came on and anounced that it was legal : to make homebrew here in the states. We laughed our asses off at that : one (true story). We’d been making about 1000 bottles each winter for : nearly 10 years at that point. Stupid Yanks think they can keep us : down! : : BWB God I Love a beer! — Cheers, Herdy. http://u2.newcastle.edu.au/~mgjdh

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If God made anything better than Beer and Sex (not necessarily in that order) he sure kept it for himself. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – : : BTW, my beer page is up. try http://www.geocities.com/jon_d_herd : : Flame suit on and waiting. : : No worries mate. I’m a bit uglier than Oysterhouse although he’s : still trying to compete! Is that possible? : : Hey, took a look at your beer site. What a great job! Do you make : your own too? Certainly do. Making several versions of Coopers at the moment. I am up to my 67th brew. An average of 28 longnecks (2 schooners per longneck) thats 1,876 longnecks or 3,752 schooners. : I remember O’ring and I were bottling a batch one night : about 1976 or so when the news came on and anounced that it was legal : to make homebrew here in the states. We laughed our asses off at that : one (true story). We’d been making about 1000 bottles each winter for : nearly 10 years at that point. Stupid Yanks think they can keep us : down! : : BWB God I Love a beer! — Cheers, Herdy. http://u2.newcastle.edu.au/~mgjdh

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C’mon Ray, I Aussie and 250 Yanks. Sounded too even to me. I was gonna give Bill a hand, but it seems I can’t tell him from Oysterhouse, so Maybe I need help. If there’s a beer in it, I’m barracking for the supplier! BTW, my beer page is up. try http://www.geocities.com/jon_d_herd Flame suit on and waiting.

No worries mate. I’m a bit uglier than Oysterhouse although he’s still trying to compete! Hey, took a look at your beer site. What a great job! Do you make your own too? I remember O’ring and I were bottling a batch one night about 1976 or so when the news came on and anounced that it was legal to make homebrew here in the states. We laughed our asses off at that one (true story). We’d been making about 1000 bottles each winter for nearly 10 years at that point. Stupid Yanks think they can keep us down! BWB

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I’ve been telling Bill to bring those two visiting miscreants down to visit, but he’s too chicken, I guess. All I currently have to offer them is: Glenlivet Glenfiddich Glenmorangie 12 yrs, in both port wood and sherry wood finish Dalwhinnie 15 yrs Lagavulin 16 yrs Laphroaig, 15 yrs Talisker, 10 yrs Bowmore, Legend, 12, 18, and 30 yrs Macalan, 12 and 18 yrs. If you’re feeling a bit Irish, I’ve got Bushmills and Tullamore Dew, surely one of the finest whiskies to grace this planet. David N82GT

David’s got to be the coolest dude alive! BWB

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: identified Oysterhouse as BWB, and they’re BOTH gonna be ticked. : : On the other hand, Zoom is going to be very, very, confused…. : : (For those wondering: Ammeter, Shari, and Oysterhouse.) : : Ron Wanttaja : http://www.halcyon.com/wanttaja/ : oops. Bloody big OOPS. Races for flamesuit before proceeding to next thread. — Cheers, Herdy. http://u2.newcastle.edu.au/~mgjdh

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Give Ray a bit of competition. — Cheers, Herdy.

Competition Herdy, goddamit man we need to be a team mate! I’ve mixed with these bums many times in the past and they’re pretty hard to keep up with when they team up!!! The green dribbly suff flows like water when they get down to some serious bullshitting. Mind you, I think I can safely say that Australia is kept on the map by this shy little Aussie lad that occassionally pops up! Team support, thats whats needed Herdy!! Come on over and join the gang, these guys are outta control! Ray J.

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: Give Ray a bit of competition. : : — : Cheers, : : Herdy. : : Competition Herdy, goddamit man we need to be a team mate! : I’ve mixed with these bums many times in the past and they’re pretty : HARD TO KEEP UP WITH WHEN THEY team up!!! C’mon Ray, I Aussie and 250 Yanks. Sounded too even to me. I was gonna give Bill a hand, but it seems I can’t tell him from Oysterhouse, so Maybe I need help. If there’s a beer in it, I’m barracking for the supplier! BTW, my beer page is up. try http://www.geocities.com/jon_d_herd Flame suit on and waiting.

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As usual Badwater got ALMOST everything wrong. We are at Ric and Shari’s and we are hoping to become new Selma BUMS soon. Here’s the photo that provoked one of Billy’s typical irrational reponses: http://www.cyberis.net/~jouster/hi_bill.jpg

HOW CAN YOU BEAT THAT!! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text — Oysterhouse and AmpMeter – P.S. – Ric and Shari’s Berkut is WAY COOL !

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The wannabe Selma BUMS have been kidnapped by a group of truely sick, vicious, and depraved ilk… in Utah of all places… http://www.cyberis.net/~jouster/rah_terrorists.jpg

YOU GUYS HAVE FLIPPED, YOU’RE CRAZIER THAN SHIT!

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I think we can give this lot a good nudge, whatta ya reckon guys! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I’ve been telling Bill to bring those two visiting miscreants down to visit, but he’s too chicken, I guess. All I currently have to offer them is: Glenlivet Glenfiddich Glenmorangie 12 yrs, in both port wood and sherry wood finish Dalwhinnie 15 yrs Lagavulin 16 yrs Laphroaig, 15 yrs Talisker, 10 yrs Bowmore, Legend, 12, 18, and 30 yrs Macalan, 12 and 18 yrs. If you’re feeling a bit Irish, I’ve got Bushmills and Tullamore Dew, surely one of the finest whiskies to grace this planet. David N82GT : : : It will be a Hot time in the Old Town Tonight. I’ve stocked up on : Glen Livit (sp?) Glen Fettish (sp?), good tequilla and plenty of : beer…not to mention about 30 pounds of sirloin. Want to treat em : good, but not TOO good or they may never leave. : i Glen *anything* is good. Nice to see ya finnally got some taste. If you have Glen Fiddich, I’ll make the trip pover the pond myself! Give Ray a bit of competition. — Cheers, Herdy. http://u2.newcastle.edu.au/~mgjdh

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That picture is truly scary. Shari, how did you ever put up with those bums? David N82GT – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – As usual Badwater got ALMOST everything wrong. We are at Ric and Shari’s and we are hoping to become new Selma BUMS soon. Here’s the photo that provoked one of Billy’s typical irrational reponses: http://www.cyberis.net/~jouster/hi_bill.jpg – Oysterhouse and AmpMeter – P.S. – Ric and Shari’s Berkut is WAY COOL !

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I’ve been telling Bill to bring those two visiting miscreants down to visit, but he’s too chicken, I guess. All I currently have to offer them is: Glenlivet Glenfiddich Glenmorangie 12 yrs, in both port wood and sherry wood finish Dalwhinnie 15 yrs Lagavulin 16 yrs Laphroaig, 15 yrs Talisker, 10 yrs Bowmore, Legend, 12, 18, and 30 yrs Macalan, 12 and 18 yrs. If you’re feeling a bit Irish, I’ve got Bushmills and Tullamore Dew, surely one of the finest whiskies to grace this planet. David N82GT – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – : : : It will be a Hot time in the Old Town Tonight. I’ve stocked up on : Glen Livit (sp?) Glen Fettish (sp?), good tequilla and plenty of : beer…not to mention about 30 pounds of sirloin. Want to treat em : good, but not TOO good or they may never leave. : i Glen *anything* is good. Nice to see ya finnally got some taste. If you have Glen Fiddich, I’ll make the trip pover the pond myself! Give Ray a bit of competition. — Cheers, Herdy. http://u2.newcastle.edu.au/~mgjdh

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: : : It will be a Hot time in the Old Town Tonight. I’ve stocked up on : Glen Livit (sp?) Glen Fettish (sp?), good tequilla and plenty of : beer…not to mention about 30 pounds of sirloin. Want to treat em : good, but not TOO good or they may never leave. : i Glen *anything* is good. Nice to see ya finnally got some taste. If you have Glen Fiddich, I’ll make the trip pover the pond myself! Give Ray a bit of competition. — Cheers, Herdy. http://u2.newcastle.edu.au/~mgjdh

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The wannabe Selma BUMS have been kidnapped by a group of truely sick, vicious, and depraved ilk… in Utah of all places… http://www.cyberis.net/~jouster/rah_terrorists.jpg YOU GUYS HAVE FLIPPED, YOU’RE CRAZIER THAN SHIT!

Looks like one of my family reunions, only better dressed! GyroMike www.geocities.com/gyromike

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: reponses: http://www.cyberis.net/~jouster/hi_bill.jpg : OK, ugly lot, ‘cept for the one in the middle. H20’s the one on the right, but who are the other two? — Cheers, Herdy. http://u2.newcastle.edu.au/~mgjdh

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The wannabe Selma BUMS have been kidnapped by a group of truely sick, vicious, and depraved ilk… in Utah of all places… http://www.cyberis.net/~jouster/rah_terrorists.jpg Bill: Our arrival in Las Vegas may be delayed unless you pay the ransom immediately… Terrorists’ demands to follow soon… Please save us… – Oysterhouse and AmpMeter – -30- * Sent from RemarQ http://www.remarq.com The Internet’s Discussion Network * The fastest and easiest way to search and participate in Usenet – Free!

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Thankee kindly, Sonny for the invite, but I’ll be leaving SunFun on the way home on the 13th. We’re heading back there on the 8th ala United. Geez, I’m not only dead, I’m a dead bastard. I’m touched. Ed

Good to hear from you Ed. O’ring and I were talking just today that we thought you might be really dead since we hadn’t heard a peep out of you in months. Sorry you can’t meet up with us. No worries, well see ya sometime later this year. BWB, Self appointed moderator or RAH

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